*makes sign of the cross*
in the name of fall out boy, panic! at the disco, my chemical romance, amen
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
I always loved this scene so much, because Shakespeare.
There’s the “Tvou households” reading attempt, and then, at the “For never was a story of more woe…” part, he’s all fuzzy and loving it.
I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there
when did I post this
Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just
the queer whisperer
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you
This is my new favorite non threatening threat
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
I thought Pearl was a girl.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
The horror doesn’t stop here though. I have lots more masterposts:
masterpost of gothic/horror novels (yes I link you to a PDF version of the entire book!)
masterpost to make you feel better (when all the horror is too much)
The following aren’t masterposts, but they have an abundance of information
"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world