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musicalaspirations:

You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

twinksollux:

monobeartheater:

sharped0:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING OH MY GOD

my god

unsexual:

at some point in your life you have to make an important decision

unsexual:

at some point in your life you have to make an important decision

thewackygiant:

If I ever make it big, I want these guys doing my PR.

thewackygiant:

If I ever make it big, I want these guys doing my PR.

http://thedragonbornlives.tumblr.com/post/95305935908/id-really-like-to-see-what-wtnv-would-be-like-as

thedragonbornlives:

I’d really like to see what WTNV would be like as a TV show.

Each episode follows Carlos around while he explores more of night vale.

Like throughout the episode you hear Cecil talking on the radio through various speakers, home and car radios, and handheld radios, but you never see Cecil’s…

pamandab:

…Howling At The Moon!

pamandab:

…Howling At The Moon!

let me get this straight

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

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and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

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dallonvveekes:

isnt that a panic at the disco album

dallonvveekes:

isnt that a panic at the disco album

tsunamiwavesurfing:

porn has gone too far

wobblysausagefest

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

therothwoman:

ohyestimelords:

cookieroach:

thecarefree:

words-caramel-salt:

legendofkatie:

bloodgutsandangeldelight:

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.

90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.

Oh my god  D:

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

I heard that some records made during the 30s had laughter on them because they believed that listening to laughter would make others laugh along.

My God, they were wrong.

i just scared the fuck out of myself

Play this outside your house on halloween. 

It’s back.