Neon Tumblr Themes

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

benthirteen:

hobgobluke:

Biggest game changer in movie history

plot twist.

NONE OF US SAW THAT COMING O.O

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

cas-get-into-my-ass:

blowmeharry:

shellfish-machines:

i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want 

sanity

people are so demanding

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

feferi-twerkses:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

stand back everyone i think they are trying to communicate 

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

lellyphant:

boys will be boys

girls will be girls

nonbinary people will be rulers of the universe

sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D