i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.
2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.
3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
In other words, it would acknowledge all the stuff the fandom already knew was true - that Shaggy was a stoner and Velma was a lesbian…
Why didn’t they go through with it!? I demand a rewrite!!
Oh my god. I think the internet should rise up and make a fan movie.
Velma and Daphne are cousins though…
Does vodka count as Christmas spirit
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
THE LAST ONE