that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
Just like grammar used to make
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG
BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG
WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST HIS HEAD THO???
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
I just laughed so fucking hard
NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK
I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE THIS PHOTSET